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Sunday, July 30, 2006

Black Furious Over 'Photo Snub'

Hollywood star Jack Black is reportedly furious that he hasn't received any multimillion dollar offers from magazines for photos of his new son Samuel.

The King Kong star blames the recent spate of high-profile births for "flooding the market." He said, "We do have some offers from some major magazines. Popular Mechanics was talking about something. To tell you the truth I'm a little insulted, 'cause nobody cares about my sweet baby. The market is flooded. Tom Cruise has got his baby everywhere! Nobody cares about Baby Black!"

Result of web search: Samuel Black tells Paula Webb, "Stop bothering me and stop following me" in the Charlie Chan film "The Shanghai Cobra." (Note that this is probably the wrong Samuel Black.)



Blogger Robert Roaldi said...

Just think, somewhere there is some guy (or woman) who authorized spending millions of dollars to get pictures of some pointless celebrity's baby. How would you like that on your resume?

Archaeologists of the future are going to wet themselves from laughing so hard.

We must have a LOT of money and time on our hands.

9:26 AM  

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