Not Cyborg, AIBORG
The All-Knowing and Ever-Wise Oren Grad has helpfully supplied the information that the ugly Konica I was referring to this morning is the Aiborg, not the Cyborg. Thus enlightened, I was easily able to find a picture of it online. Although this is a flattering angle, seeing it again after all these years made me laugh anew—the thing just looks like a cartoon character, doesn't it?
Also, for more inspired ugliness, don't miss the breathtakingly woeful Imperial Mark XII suggested by reader 2yellowdogs. That thing makes the Holga seem elegant.
Posted by: MIKE JOHNSTON with a tip o' the hat to O.G.